Staff Bios

avivalasvegas
Whether she's downing endless rounds of martinis at the roulette table, screaming "Play Sex Bomb again!" and gyrating wildly at a Tom Jones Concert, or pursuing an endless cycle of marriage and divorce at the drive-thru Elvis Chapel, this legend in her own mind is living large.

Anonymous
(guest contributor this month) Anonymous lives and works in NYC and makes a living doing promotional writing for the record business (VH1, Interscope, BMG, etc.) He once referred to a new release by Motley Crue as the "aural equivalent of a good nipple-piercing," and believe it or not, got away with it. In his free time, anonymous steals from the rich and gives to the poor, swings through windows on chandeliers and sings with a lederhosen Oompapa band.

Acid Rain
Aviva Las Vegas's movie critic. Faster than than traffic on Lion's Gate, more powerful (yet more svelte) than Roger Ebert and able to leap into a comfortable position on his sofa in a single bound: it's Acidrain. Confused about what movies to see? Don't worry about it, they mostly all suck, but Acidrain will tell you which ones you don't have to be embarrassed to admit you paid money for!

Boobs the Bartender
is the contribution of Boobs Bennett a full-figured gal who considers indulgence a strategy for living life to the max. Boobs is a Communications professional in Vancouver.

Queen of Cheep Thrills
"The biggest influence in my life was Alexis Carrington. For those of you who don't know what I'm talking about- you're either too young, or not vain enough to be reading my column, so shut up and go away, " For Pennies a day, the Queen of Cheep Thrills, can still look and feel like a million.

GiGi-a-GoGo
When they invented the word cosmopolitan (at home in all parts of the world) it was in homage to Gi Gi. This sophisticated world traveller will propel your imagination around the world in 250 words or less, and make you literally salivate with the desire to pursue travel, passion and the perfect Maritini.

McCool's Speakeasy
She may be quiet on first impression but feed her a couple of drinks and look out! Whether she's bitching about her job or Madonna-worshipping, she has her OWN take on 'it all'. Not always coherent, but always entertaining, this writer's specialty is social/pop-cultural speculation.

jacqui_o's web picks
Join our tech head/artiste, Jacqui_o, for the surfing advice you really need. Way beyond blogging, Jacqui_o's web picks are avant garde minimalism in a web world of too much. Best described as "kewl," "da bomb" and everything in between, you only wish she had her webcam turned on for this column

James Mongan
James Mongan is a graphic designer/ digital photographer/buddhist/ dj/ musician residing in New York City. He likes to combine technology along with roots culture in his work. He is looking to escape the madness of nyc and to move his vision to the west coast somewhere. He told us he bathes with all natural organic botanical products and you really can't get more West Coast than that. Keep your eye out for his graphics company "Lysis Design", cuz this guy is hot.

The Kinky Cook
Join the Kinky Cook and her spicy rack in the kitchen for the recipes to keep even the most starving man satiated These dishes are quickly achieving cult status , but for now, we're still willing to share.. Hot-wire your oven or heat up your box, ladies and gentlemen, may we present, the Kinky Cook.

Mr. Penis's Book Club
Yes, you got it, I'm Mr. Penis, and this is my book club. Shalom Kiddies! Join us , Shalom Kiddies! Jump right in and join us, we're always ready to welcome new members. Feed Mr. Penis's big fat head! Let us know what you're reading.

Ms. No Style
From the subways of Tokyo to the airports of Athens...join our fashion and lifestyle columnist "No Style" in her quest to get some.

nonconformistcritter
Critter is a former exhibitionist WestEnder who is coming to you via a much maligned donought-centric place we call Ontario. He is now old enough to be disregarded by teenagers and still young enough to attract sugar daddies and porn crafters.

Retired Whore
Gotta sex question? Ask Retired Whore, our highly experienced sex columnist. She could be the waitress serving you your morning coffee, or maybe the lady at the toll booth. Either way, she's our answer to Larry Flynt , Howard Stern and Dr. Ruth, all rolled into one sexy package.

Sex Drive Live (Q &A with Dr. A)
Dr A. is a Resident Physician in family medicine in Montreal. A real doctor at avivalasvegas. Her answers to your most pressing questions on sex and health are based on the most up to date medical information. It's Sex Drive Live and Dr. A is in the house.

The Green Room
Meet Richard Lett - A notorious stand-up comic whose famous quote "I'm sorry was I being insensitive? Its so unlike me..." has gotten him laughs, punched out, and a huge following. Some highlights of his career? Award-winning Playwright, Creator of the infamous "Men's Fest, " and actor on the tv series "Dark Angel" Join himt backstage at our CyberComedy Club as he discovers his G-Spot. Funny? Absolutely. Obscene? Maybe. Offensive? Your call.

Mama Diva's Brooklyn Memories
"This was a time and a place - my address said Brooklyn - but I really came from Bensonhurst -only a short subway ride to Coney Island and the famous Nathan's for a 5 cents hot dog." Join Mama Diva in her look back at the legendary Brooklyn of the 1950's.

Wake Up Screaming
This talented writer directed 2 music videos for Ani Difranco, worked as an independent producer for CBC Citybeat covering alternative youth culture, sold a documentary on Stonewall 25 to WTN, wrotte and directed an all-female western "SPAG" that has played everywhere from Japan-England-Montreal-Texas and more.

Webmistress
Live from Las Vegas, we bring you one colossal talent: meet Webmistress, always the life of any party. Don't think she's all just good looks and style. After all, no matter how drunk she is, she can still give directions (especially to the next drink) never loses her purse (which is more than we can say for the rest of us) and knows how to make money and shop better than anyone we've ever met.

Whip Queen
Whip Queen has been married way too long and has uncovered the secrets of keeping combat away from home. Cant get what you want from the relationship, ask her and she'll tell you how to manipulate even the most headstrong. She's got the three S's down: sassy, savvy and sexy. This Mediterranean Goddess knows how to use the strap and keep them begging for it.

EreZen
avivalasvegas's personal spiritual cyber guru

The House Bitch
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