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Retired Whore
Sex, Marijuana and Fetishes
Let me start with wishing Avivalasvegas.com a very WAY TO GO, Happy Anniversary!
Our first year, who knew. Thank you ALV for giving myself and all the writers the opportunity to express ourselves, our way. To all the readers, Thanks and please keep reading, and write me! I'd love to hear from you.
I’d like to dedicate this issue to our Sexy Editor. You kept us inspired and motivated with your encouraging words. Thanks for being our Biggest Fan. You are the Bomb!
Well Feb.14 is approaching and you're wondering what gift to get or what to do for your sweetheart on this so called special day (everyday should be special).
Might I suggest a Valentines card with a nice fat joint, yes marijuana joint, tapped on the side of the card (For special affect roll joint with red rolling paper). Surprise Baby, lets get high and fuck all night long!
Marijuana and sex, like cuba libras and cigarettes, like chocolate and coffee. Great together. This is, of course, if you both don’t have weed hang-ups or your guy doesn’t have limp Dick when high syndrome.
If these issues are not an issue, then surprise your lover with a night in the bedroom. Skip the fancy dinner out, don’t even waste time cooking a dinner. Set your bedroom up with all the props…sexy music, finger food, wine, sex toys, all that is necessary to not leave the bedroom.
For couples where interruptions can occur, get a hotel room. Fill suitcase with all the above props. Most important don’t forget the Green. This Valentines put yourselves on a Sexual High and get Deep, if you know what I mean. Have Fun.
Happy Valentines Day, RW
P.S. Guys, don’t forget the flowers!
Dear Retired Whore,
On more then one occasion guys have told me what their fetish is, but when I express interest in doing they’ll make excuses.
Signed, Willing
Dear Willing,
Fear of their own fetish is my first thought.
These guys sound like they haven’t experienced their fetish much, if at all. For example he knows that he would really enjoy and get off if you jack him off with your feet, but he hasn’t had the pleasure of the experience…yet.
Now unlike you Ms. Willing, not every woman or man for that matter, are kinky enough to participate in someone else’s fetish. These guys that tell you about something as personal as their fetish, have probably already figured you’re a freak in the bedroom (Freak in the bedroom very good thing).
So, I’m guessing these guys figure it won’t hurt to bring up their fetish to you. What they are not expecting is for you to eagerly agree to do this for them, so they get fetish shy. Their excuses are really their own loss, on how to take it a step further.
So help your shy guy out a bit. Lead him gently into his own desire, almost like this was your idea. Be the adventurous one. You know what he wants, now give it to him. Turning someone on is a big turn on and very sexy.
Always remember: Be true to yourself and never do something you hate or don’t believe for someone else’s pleasure.
He’ll only enjoy his fetish if you are a willing and eager participant, or he is a real LOSER!
Always Willing, RW
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