Gotta sex question? Ask Retired Whore, our highly experienced sex columnist. Maybe she's the waitress serving you your morning coffee or maybe the lady at the tollbooth. Either way, she's our answer to Larry Flynt, Howard Stern and Dr. Ruth, all rolled into one sexy package.
Retired Whore
Dear Retired Whore,
I have to ask you this. I have an issue: I am a 31 year old
straight woman and I way prefer cut (circumcised) penises. I
just think they look about 100 times more attractive. I thought
everyone did. In almost every porno movie I have seen, they
guys have been cut. I asked my friends about this: they say
I am crazy, uncut is way better. My question is this:
Is there a difference in sensation or is it just an aesthetic thing? Am
I shallow? Does the way it looks matter or is it just what they do with it.
Signed, The Naked Penis Rules Brindisi, Italy.
Dear Shallow,
You must not be getting much real action if your perception of an attractive penis comes from porno flicks. Do you look anything like the chicks in these movies? Are your tits permanently saluting the ceiling, even when you are on your hands and knees? Is your ass so tight it can crack "nuts"? Can you count your ribs or sink a ship in the hollow of your belly?
That's all HollyWOODY so get real.
Expand your horizons toward the cut (uncircumcised). For once the penis is erect and the foreskin retracted you can't tell the difference. Maybe what you are actually attracted to is not a cut cock, but a hard cock.
But your friends know what they are talking about because the difference lies in the mechanics of the uncircumcised penis. The oh-so attractive foreskin with it's 240 never and 1000 nerve endings is a bonus of extra highly erogenous tissues.
Foreplay (oral or manual), before intercourse, is definitely enhanced. No lube needed for that hand job. Cut or uncut the feeling and tacticle response while fucking, will feel the same for you.
But the uncut can last longer before cumming. Need I say more? Whole, intact and natural. The real thing. I'll take the firehose over the bald eagle anytime.
RW
Dear Retired Whore,
My last girlfriend was a model-type super bitch. Sex with her was wild and
very kinky. She turned me on to golden showers. She'd get me to like in the
tub and she's piss all over me. It turned me on and now I am hooked. How do
I get my current girlfriend to do the same to me? When I mention it to her,
she just ignores the subject. Does this mean she is not interested?
Signed, Wanting Kink Montreal, Quebec
Dear Wanting Kink,
Your current girlfriend would be ignoring the subject because she is not willing to participate in this fetish of yours. It should be the mutual desire of all involved for any sex act to be enjoyable and fulfilling. Or, she could be ignoring the subject because she is not sexually aggressive enough to take the initiative in your kinky request.
Try this out. Turn your girlfriend on, so she's OHHHhhhh so hot and horny in a way that only you know how. And while she is breathless and panting with desire for you, whisper in her ear how much it would turn you on to feel her warm piss run all over down your body. If she nods in agreement or whispers back a raspy "okay", lead her into the bathroom and get into the tub. Continue pleasing her, then tell her again how good this would make you feel.
Now if a flat "No!" is what you get instead of that much wanted raspy o.k., you are piss out of luck. Maybe you can suggest calling Super Bitch to come over and piss all over you while she watches. Wow! Now that's a whole other column.
RW
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