Poutine Talk
Who the hell writes this column anyway? Wasn't it supposed to be avivalasvegas? How the hell did her publicist get stuck with the job? Who hired her anyway? Well, we should have known better. avivalasvegas is hard at play, and left us all to do the work. Typical. Oh well, we love her anyways. Join avivalasvegas's publicist, as she ghostwrites "Poutine Talk." more...

Boobs the Bartender
Join our favorite bartender, Boobs, for her featured drink and best bar story of the month. She hears 'em all, from happy hour to closing time, and proves that sexy and wise are not mutually exclusive. Today's story, Part I of "How to Ruin Your Career Opportunities in One Night," warns of the flip side of free corporate booze. Does excess cleavage, drugs and wanton excess necessarily ruin your career? Stay tuned. more...

The Kinky Cook
Join the Kinky Cook and her spicy rack in the kitchen, with the recipes to keep even the most starving lover satiated. These dishes are quickly achieving cult status , but for now, we're still willing to share. This month she serves up her recipe for Sticky Fingers. Hot-wire your oven or heat up your box, ladies and gentlemen, may we present, the Kinky Cook. more...

Acid Rain
Aviva Las Vegas's movie critic. Faster than than traffic on Lion's Gate, more powerful (yet more svelte) than Roger Ebert and able to leap into a comfortable position on his sofa in a single bound: it's Acidrain. Confused about what movies to see? Don't worry about it, they mostly all suck, but Acidrain will tell you which ones you don't have to be embarrassed to admit you paid money for! more...