Mr. Penis's Book Club

Meet our friend Mr. Penis and his book club entourage. Each month, his book club meets to discuss and review a book. While the entourage is quite friendly, Mr. Penis can be a real dick if he doesn't like the selection. Unfortunately, he pretty much judges a book based on the sex scenes. So please, Feed Mr. Penis's Big Fat head and let us know what you recommend. Don't forget to tell him which pages contain the good bits!

Mr. Penis's Book Club

By Mr. Penis

Ratings:

Solid Love Muscle:	excellent
Half-Mast:	fair to middling limp
Limp Dick:	this book sucks
Where's my Viagra?:	total turn off

Mr. Penis:

Hi gang! Let me introduce myself. Like Oprah, I have a book club, but let me tell you right off the bat honeys, mine is bigger. Like Oprah, I have a faithful group of readers who have already joined the club, but I prefer to call them my entourage, Yes, you got it, I'm Mr. Penis, and this is my book club. Shalom Kiddies! Welcome, no need to suck up, just jump right in and join us. We are always ready to welcome new members.

Our current book club selection is a bit of Canadian Literature; The Handless Maiden by Lorraine Brown. If you have read this please send us your comments. While the entourage had a few positive things to say, such as "good writing," " emotionally charged," and "brutally honest ", I am personally feeling far less open-handed.

Lets me tell you, I give this book a "Limp Dick Rating" What is it about Canadian Literature these days? If the main character is not getting fucked by their father, then their getting sodomized by their grandfather. So for all you fucking freaky incestuous pedophiles, let me tell you this book is worth a read

The Entourage:

"SO PLEASE, PLEASE, FEED MR. PENIS's BIG FAT HEAD...let us know what you're reading and what you recommend."

E-mail Mr. Penis at 5a7@avivalasvegas.com
Make sure to put att: Mr. Penis in the subject line.
Keep in Mind that Mr. Penis is a real busy guy and may not be able to respond to all mail.

Next month: Who Moved My Cheese, by Spencer Johnson, M.D., authour of The One-Minute Manager. This book is billed as an A-Mazing Way to Deal with Change in Your Work and in your life.